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Harry Potter Actor Sentenced To TWO YEARS In Jail?
Actor Jamie Waylett, who played Draco Malfoy’s cronie Crabbe in the Harry Potter films, is going to jail for two years after he was found guilty of violent disorder and handling stolen goods during last year’s London Riots. And if that’s what he was doing, can you imagine what that Draco kid got into?
Just a bunch of bad apples, these two!
(source)The violent disorder charged stemmed from a video of Waylett holding a molotov cocktail — one of those flaming bottles of oil you use in Resident Evil 5. And the merchandise he was stealing? Champagne. Yes, while London burned this guy looted himself up a bottle of champagne.
This is what they loot in Hollywood.
(source) The sentencing judge Simon Carr said “You were pictured on a number of occasions with a bottle full of petrol with a rag as a wick. I accept entirely the jury’s verdict that you did not throw or have any intention of throwing it but merely being in possession of it would have been terrifying to anyone who saw you.” But let’s be honest, this guy is terrifying to anyone who sees him anyway. Waylett didn’t get the Crabbe part by accident — the guy looks like a bully. He looks like the prototypical bully. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jamie Waylett was the product of a decades-long government experiment to breed history’s greatest bullies and produce a super bully.
He will have your lunch money. HE WILL HAVE ALL OUR LUNCH MONEY.
(source)I do feel sorry for Jamie Waylett, though. It’s one thing to be running around poppin’ champagne, basking in the glow of a benign molotov and taking in a riot, but Waylett is only 22 years old. I can’t imagine he has the skills to cope with this, having spent most of his time on the Harry Potter set. Prison is a lot different than Hogwarts.
The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
(source)Which Harry Potter actor do you hope goes to jail next? Let us know in the comments below!