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Now for More Light-Hearted Stuff . . .
So, before my discovery of that women, I found this:
Apparently, Superman believes in the new Wegmans App. So much so that he promoting it. I wonder if DC knows about this? It kinda reminds me of all those people who use Superman to promote junk in the DC Universe without his permission. . .
Of course, I am sure Wegmans got the rights to do this. After all, lawyers are a lot scarier than Superman . . .
Videos That Make You Smile: Russian Cats Are Funny
So, yeah it’s not enough to show you a cat video – I have to show you a Russian Cat Video. Now just give me a second while I kill myself . . . Dies then comes back . . . Yup, it’s still Russian, but it’s cute so that counts, right?
Oh BTW: “Видео не моё. Взято с ЯПа” means “Video is not mine. Taken from Yap.” Which pretty much sounds like all of Youtube, except for the Yap part – I have no clue what they are talking about. But whatever you are Yap, you are awesome!!!
Questions, comments? Leave them below.
Videos That Make You Smile: Nostalgia Critic – Neverending Story 2 and 3
What do you do when you have a successful movie? Make crappy sequels that what!
Nostalgia Critic – Neverending Story 2
Nostalgia Critic – Neverending Story 3
So, which one is worse, one of two? Leave your comments below.
Videos That Make You Smile: Board James – Dream Phone
I almost wanted to play until . . . until . . . well, you’ll see . . .
What do you think? Would you play Dream Phone? Or would you burn it? Answer in the comments below:
Oh yes and buy the dammed song – it’s awesome!
RAWR . . . Sexy
So, while putting together yesterday’s post on how to make sex pack restaurants properly, I found the image below. It had little to do with the post, so I didn’t use it. But, I just couldn’t let it go. It was just too funny! Too RAWR!!!!! So, it’s getting posted now . . .
Apparently this picture is used to sell a line of bath/body products. You can buy shampoos, conditioners, soaps, lotions, and even tarts – all under the Safari label. Which apparently will make you more desirable. Or that’s what they say:
Dark, sexy, sultry, fabulous on a woman or a man! You probably shouldn’t wear this scent to work, it could cause issues with your coworkers…but for an evening out, this is a MUST! A perfect blending of Oakmoss Absolute, Mysore Sandalwood, and Vetiver. Did I mention that it was sexy?
OH MY GODDD!!!! GIVE ME TEN OF EVERYTHING — I WILL BE SEXUAL GODDESS!!!
Okay, so that provably wouldn’t happen but it would be nice to think that it would. Especially if I could get myself a piece of that ass. Now if that isn’t a double standard then I don’t know what is . . .
Videos That Make You Smile: Nostalgia Critic – Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments
Now you should know - I HATE MOST OF ALL THESE MOVIES!!!!!!!!! I dislike 1 & 2, hate 3 &4, and can’t stand most of Superman Returns. For the most part it is because of the reasons he states in this video, however, my feelings go beyond what he covered. Generally, I thought that Lex Luthor was an idiot, Superman a dick, and that the movies generally made no sense. So logically, I don’t like them very much and would prefer to pretend that they didn’t exist. I have no idea why anyone would want to make a “sequel” to any of these movies 20+ years on. They just weren’t that good.
Now here’s the part where I insert a video of him reviewing at least ONE of these craptastic films – but alas it appears that he hasn’t done this. GET ON IT MAN!!!! Seriously, at one of them is worth going into more depth about. ONE!!! I suggest 3 or 4 (or both) but feel free to go over 1 & 2 as well. They have plently of bad moments to go around. You could even make an exception to your rule and review Superman Returns. That would be awesome!!!
I did, however, find a similar review of Supergirl – so we’ll have to live with that . . .
Still, make one! These movies must be discussed!!!! They are bad and I could go into why, but then you wouldn’t make one of your own. Do it!!!! NOW!!!!!
Great Headline!!!!
Jedi could perform marriages, says Free Church of Scotland
Videos That Make You Smile: Supporting Characters
In this moment, the cast of Lois & Clark break the fourth wall. Which makes for a great moment!
Me . . . That’s the source babe. Don’t forget it.
Videos That Make You Smile: Humping Buildings
This short was made by me when I was testing GBC Roms. I found that Rampage 2 had the ability to hump the buildings. So, I fired up iShowU HD and quickly made this movie!
Me . . . That’s the source babe. Don’t forget it.
Videos That Make You Smile: Improv Everywhere – Suicide Jumper
This is just plain awesome!
This was found on the Improv Everywhere Blog, go here to see the complete story!
