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A collection of great “Demotivational Pictures”
So, the Demotivational Pictures craze is over. Been over for a long time. Still, there are some great images that should see the light of day. So sit back, relax and enjoy:
Ever thought of being the God-Dammed Captain? Well if you play Artemis, you can!
So, let’s face it Captain Kirk is awesome. Why? Because he’s the god-dammed Captain, that’s why! He can do things that we would only dream about. Now, I know that Captain Kirk isn’t real and you can’t really be the Captain of a Starship, but you can pretend that you are! That’s what so awesome about Artemis. It gets you on the bridge and allows you to pretend that you are actually running a starship.
Now, don’t remind me – I know that there are other games out there that try to do this very thing. But they never get close. Why? Because they don’t force 6 people to sit in the same room and try to cooperate with each other. How it works is that 5 people get their own screens, navigation, engines, communications, etc. They can’t see what the others see and they have no visual representations of what is going on. Only the Captain can see what is going (or everyone if it is projected on the wall) can see what is happening. Sadly, he has no computer to do anything – he must command others in order to achieve results.
This idea is unique and is a pretty decent simulator of how it would be if you commanded a starship. The captain doesn’t touch anything really, he watches, listens and gives orders – that’s it. It’s cool because the Captain needs his “officers” in order to succeed and they need him. It’s truly cooperative play. Which means that I wanna play.
How do I do that though?
Videos About Artemis
Think that Artemis is awesome? Well then, go to their site and pick up a copy!
IRS’s Star Trek Parody gets them into hot water
So, I saw this parody video on youtube the otherday. It was a tax – Star Trek parody. It wasn’t very good, but it was sweet – like most fan productions. So I dismissed it as some tax people making something to blow off steam. Then I found this news article:
IRS: Mistake to Have Filmed a ‘Star Trek’ Parody
Then I was interested.
What was this video and why was it making the IRS blush? I had to know. So, I found it again and rewatched it:
All I could see what bad jokes that turned into boredom – exactly as it was the first time. Now it could be funny if you edited it a bit differently, but does such a video exist? Well, yes it does . . . I think . . .
Hmm . . . it’s not good, but at least it’s funnier. Of course, it cut out one of the best jokes, so I dunno . . .
WAIT >>>> OH, CRAP >>>>
I forgot that this was made using tax payer’s money. Now, I am all for letting IRS people have a little fun at Star Trek – even if it is bad. So, long as they use only the minimum of tax payer’s funds. They could have used Greenscreen for the sets or had it entirely set on a planet and used real places for sets. But they didn’t and they wasted a crap load of money doing it. This isn’t a normal fan production and I have to remind myself of that.
It’s okay for fans to make bad films based off of the show they love so much. Being creative is a part of fandom. (Don’t believe me? Watch William Shatner’s Get a Life. Also available on netflix.) It when you waste public money on this that I take issue. I get that they require training videos and that Star Trek is a great medium to communicate that with. They just didn’t need to spend 60,000 dollars of our money to do it.
But don’t take my word for it, take theirs:
Yahoo News Article (click on the video – it’s good)
Star Trek Haikus
So, I found these Star Trek Haikus on this news article. Of course, if you want to learn more about the author, go there and check it out. But that’s not what I care about. It’s the Haikus. I love them!
Star Trek Haikus
By John Anealio
First series Star Trek
Not as many red shirts died
As fans told me would
Lame Star Trek short skirts
But I’ve seen much worse clothing
Reality shows
Women lust for Spock
But I like Sulu better
Only Takei gay
My love to Star Trek
Hope for the future of Earth
Gene Roddenberry
Why in every show
No matter what the plot is
Bones will laugh at Spock?
Cheers for Uhura
Who finally kicked some ass
in Mirror, Mirror
Only three seasons
Original Series done
Sad to say good-bye
All honesty here
I wish Star Trek was real ’cause
Kirk was so damn hot
Have your own Haikus to share? I am very interested to see what you have written. Just send it to alley . channel [AT] gmail and send it to me! I am open to any and all Haikus regardless of topic. I just like and can’t write them to save my life.
Videos That Make You Smile: Star Trek Fan Reshoots Movie Trailer on iPhone
Today I am sharing a fake trailer that is provably better than the real one. Which says a lot if you think about it. Enjoy!
Original Trailer
Side by side comparsion
These videos came from mashable.com. Go there and read the whole thing!
Alley’s ESSAY: Comments About Trek Nation And Star Trek
So, I made a sound-file today. It’s not perfect but it does share my thoughts about Star Trek & Trek Nation (A documentary by Gene Roddenberry, JR). So without further ado, allow me to present my essay:
NEWS: What you wouldn’t expect inside an old warehouse
This is a local news report from Kingsland, GA. And while there are many fan productions just like this one it’s nice to hear about new ones. Good luck everyone!
Star Trek Continues filmed in Kingsland, Ga.
10:07 PM, Jan 22, 2013
By Lewis Turner
From: http://www.firstcoastnews.com/rss/article/293330/3/Star-Trek-gets-new-life-in-Kingsland
KINGSLAND, Ga. — In an old warehouse space a group of hardcore Star Trek fans have built an exact replica of the set used in the original TV series.
“Most people don’t know we are here,” said Camden County native and set designer Royal Weaver.
“When they hear about us they’re really surprised,” he said.
The group, known as Farragut Films, has been building sets in Camden County for years.
But they just moved their entire operation to Kingsland, and now have partnered with another production group to film episodes of Star Trek Continues.
For more information about the shoot and to see previews of Star Trek Continues, click here.
First Coast News
DES TAYLOR DAY – Part Two – Kirk’s Girls
WARNING: If you haven’t viewed Part One of DES TAYLOR DAY, stop and READ IT, okay? Kirk will be waiting for ya!
Now, On to Kirk and his Girls!
THE GIRLS OF CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
A Story Told in Pictures
Art by Des Taylor
Arranged by Alley McNally
Check out Des at DesPop
Oh Georgy-Porgy
So, I know that most of the original cast of Star Trek hated Shatner and that most of them still feel that way today (those who are still left alive). Still, why can’t they just let it go? It’s been almost 50 years and yet they are still going on about it. Granted that it is mostly George Takei but still . . . I really would like to know what exactly Bill did to them (especially George) to warrant holding a grudge for so long. Did he ignore his advances? Did he pretend he didn’t exist? Did he call him names? What exactly did he do?
Regardless of what he did it’s ridiculous how long this has been going on – especially between George and Bill. They weren’t (aren’t) friends – we get it, now move on. There is no need to keep the conflict alive! They have separate lives and separate careers – isn’t that enough? What would it take to truly end this conflict? It’s getting really old – literally!
Now to be honest, I have tried to like George – I really have. I feel for him as far as what happened to him as child. I feel for him as far as what has happened to him as a Gay man fighting for acceptance. I even feel for him that his career didn’t take off quite the way Bill’s did. But, I just can’t like him. He’s mean. He’s nasty. And he keeps going with this stupid rivalry. They are both accomplished actors with very different lives. Why does this need to continue? I just have no idea . . .
George Takei dubs William Shatner ‘Star Trek’s’ biggest d*!$#@

George Takei told Andy Cohen on Thursday that William Shatner is far from his favorite “Star Trek” co-star.
January 20, 2013
By Ree Hines, TODAY contributor
From: http://theclicker.today.com/_news/2013/01/18/16588582-george-takei-dubs-william-shatner
Captain Kirk and Mr. Sulu got along just fine on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, but in real-life, there’s no love lost between the men behind the iconic sci-fi characters. Actors William Shatner and George Takei have long traded barbs and dropped not-so-subtle hints about what they really think of each other. For fans of the stars, the off-screen drama practically qualifies as “Star Trek” spin-off of its own — and now, there’s a new release in the feud franchise.
Takei paid a visit to Andy Cohen’s “Watch What Happens Live” Thursday night and offered up an insult unbecoming a Starfleet officer but perfectly suited to the ongoing Shatner vs. Takei battle.
When a viewer wanted to know who “the biggest d—–” on “Star Trek” was, Takei responded, “I think most fans know.”
Cohen asked, “Shatner?”
Takei played coy with an “I didn’t say anything” answer … that is, until Cohen quizzed him for more info.
“(About) Bill’s d—–ness? Well, he’s very self-possessed, self-involved — everything revolves around the captain,” the actor explained.
Especially the cameras. According to Takei, if a director was set to film a “Star Trek” scene with the lens focused on anyone other than Shatner, the main man took action.
“He would take the director off to a dark corner and have a whispered conversation,” Takei explained. “And then the director comes back and moves the camera that way (to Bill). … You know, sometimes that happens. But it happens regularly, and then it begins to be — ‘oh, no!’ “











